First, when Arthur and his knights were at the beginning of their quest for the Holy Grail, they stopped at the castle controlled by the Frenchmen. The French Taunter and his fellow soldiers looked out of their castle, seeing Arthur and his knights. Arthur told the French Taunter that if his lord would give them a place to sleep for night, he could join them in their quest. However, seeing that the knights were English, the Frenchman said that his lord already had a holy grail, so he would not go searching for one, and that they were French, not English, and declared Arthur a silly king. As Arthur said that he would become impatient, the taunter continued to throw insults at the king, such as: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" and "I fart in your general direction," to the laughter of the Frenchmen and the anger of the knights, who prepared to attack the castle, until the Frenchmen started to throw cows and other animals at them, causing them to retreat as the taunter and the soldiers laughed in amusement. The knights then built a trojan rabbit, which the Frenchmen pulled into their castle, but the trick turned out bad when the knights forgot to hide inside the rabbit before leaving it in front of the castle, and the rabbit was thrown out of the castle at them.
The Holy Grail of Farts
Later, Arthur and his last remaining knight, Sir Bedevere, reached the castle of Aarrgh, where the grail was hidden, but it turned out that it was controlled by the same Frenchmen. Arthur, excited about the grail, shouted that they must enter the castle, but the French Taunter again insulted them and he and his fellow soldiers threw excrement at them. Arthur and Bedevere were forced to retreat again, as the taunter and the soldiers shouted taunts at them. Arthur and Bedevere returned to the castle with a huge army but were stopped by modern-day police who arrested Arthur and Bedevere for the murder of a famous historian (while they actually didn't do it), with the wife of the latter mistaking them for being the killers of her husband.
I saw the headline, and knew that I had found the Holy Grail of Neatorama links. It's got movies, explosions, and farts! Brian VanHooker saw the new movie Jackass Forever and was thoroughly impressed by the stunt in which the cast managed to light a fart underwater. You can imagine the logistics involved in such a stunt, but apparently the payoff was worth it. VanHooker was inspired to go over all the movies in which a fart was ignited, and rank them by explosiveness. Can you guess what movie came in at #1? For that matter, how many fart-lighting movies have you seen? Each of the ten entries comes with video evidence, so you can judge for yourself. Spoiler: Jackass Forever only ranks at #8, since this is a list about explosiveness, not difficulty. See all ten scenes with explanations at Mel magazine. Warning: Some of the movie clips are NSFW. 2ff7e9595c
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